The Filk Song, as requested

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 Every star you rate  

 Every shelf you create  

 Every writer you berate  

 Every status update  

 STGRB will be watching you

 

 Every single byte  

 Every review you write

 Every new site

 Every perceived slight

 STGRB will be watching you

 

 Oh can't you see  

 Your praise belongs to me

 How my poor heart aches

 With every list you make

 

 Every screenshot you take  

 Every book you forsake  

 Every discussion in which you partake  

 Every reputation you break  

 STGRB will be watching you

 

 Since you gave me one star I only complain

 I dream at night, I can only see disdain

 I cry "bully" but it's you I can't restrain

 I feel so hurt and long for the financial gain

 I keep calling stars, stars please...